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November 19, 2008 (S18) – Deviants & Malcontents

BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 18
November 19, 2008
Deviants & Malcontents

“TONER T-BAR!”

Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

EPISODE GUIDE:

  • Special BFN Opener: Claw Mark Graffiti

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

  • Further Belated Introductions
  • How Kyle Became a Playwright (aka Pornography Production Program)
  • Looking Forward to Reaction! (aka “It’s Very Meta.”)
  • Seeking Donations for Our Creative Projects (aka Promotional Penis/Viral Marketing)

Song: Shock Stars / Love/Hate (So Chicago)

  • Happy Birthday, Lana!
  • Mars Gives Out Free Facials (aka Fear of a Healthy Glow)
  • Kyle’s Cock Stigmata (aka Awaiting the U.N. War Crimes Tribunal)
  • Muff Luffa
  • Walking Away from a Roll in the Hay
  • Naked Rejection (aka “Leave ‘Em Wanting More!”)
  • The Steadfast Resolve of a Champion (aka Winning the Relationship)

Song: Valley Lodge / My Baby (Mix 2 No Outro)

  • Birthday Kisses for Lana, Toner T-Bar for Oshinn
  • Recent Encounters with Monster Bush
  • The Clit Combover (aka Jurassic Cunt)
  • Swamp Thing Diplomacy

Song: Dewey Kincade & The Navigators / Class Warfare

  • The Coup Begins in the Berkley Manor!
  • “I Love You, Don’t Live with Me!” (aka Wooden Panties & Windmill Designs)
  • Ditched by the Dutch
  • The Ultimate Seduction Technique
  • Staying Hard in Your Sleep (aka A True Sign of Love)
  • Proper Used Condom Removal (aka Crime Scene Cum Spatter)
  • Gambling with Your Genitalia (aka Another Phrase Banned from BFN)

Song: Ludo / Go-Getter Greg

  • Debunking the Han Solo/Goblin King Obsession
  • Grevious Pop Culture Mix-Ups (aka One Flew Over Chinatown)
  • Further Issues with the Dutchies
  • Frisky Ms. Dynamite
  • The Most Adorable Couchsurfer Yet!
  • The Litmus Test for the Perfect Girl (aka Song Lyrics & Celluloid Life Stories)
  • The Gamekillers (aka Direct Dubilina & Kyle Chaos)
  • Saving Sweet Ewelka

Song: Among The Oak & Ash / Angel Gabriel (BFN WORLD EXCLUSIVE!)

  • Special Shout-Out for Among The Oak & Ash (Featuring Josh Joplin & Garrison Starr!)
  • Done with the Internet!
  • Lana’s Birthday Hangover
  • “Hey Bowser!” (aka Anonymous Online Hostility)
  • Sign-Off: BFN Networks – FORGET IT!

Song: AC/DC / War Machine

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!

Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.

The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.

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November 5, 2008 (S18) – WYSIWYG

BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 18
November 5, 2008
WYSIWYG

“You just got on my bad side!”

Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

EPISODE GUIDE:

  • Special BFN Opener: Country First!

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

    Post-Election Commentary 2008:
  • Full Disclosure on the BFN Vote
  • The Pedophilic/Parental Constituents (aka “We’re Bigger Than Black People!”)
  • Dubilina|Ramos 2020!
  • The PAM! PAM! Ticket
  • Executive Introductions
  • The Bitter Discussion at Hand

Song: Conor Oberst / Lenders In The Temple

  • Still Campaigning for Obama(?)
  • The Democrat Candidate Handout Mailing List
  • Locking Horns with Madleen (aka French Au Pair vs. CIFF)
  • Attitude & Assumption
  • Constantly Jumping to Conclusions
  • A Risky Proposition (aka Jamaican Me Crazy!)
  • Bucktown Booty Call Fake-Out
  • Throwing Down in the Age Cage (aka Experience Trumps All)
  • Going Rogue for New Love (aka A Justified Absence of Friendship)

Song: Pat McCurdy / Love, Hate

  • Presumed Perverse (aka A Blanket Excuse to Be Crass)
  • Boyfriend Bait and Switch
  • A Misguided Perception of Bob’s (Obviously Deviant) Lifestyle
  • No Apologies for Self-Preservation
  • A Negative Campaign Wins No Love

Song: R.E.M. (feat. Q-Tip) / The Outsiders

  • The Well-Digger Syndrome (aka Wealth Redistribution)
  • The Bullshit Stops Here (aka “Say What You Mean, Mean What You Say!”)
  • The Hazards of Intimate Relations (aka Monogamy Cock!)
  • What You See Is What You Get!
  • Messy Analogies of the Heart (aka Last Chance on Love)
  • A Dire Prediction

Song: Powderfinger / Wishing On The Same Moon

  • Kyle Ramos Presents: Cat Records!

Song: Barenaked Ladies / For You

  • Jiminy Who?
  • Hall & Oates vs. Freddie Mercury
  • The Next Disney Character In Line?
  • A Long Overdue Apology
  • Sleeping Palin
  • Sign-Off: BFN Networks – WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET!

Song: William Topley / The Ring

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!

Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.

The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.

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October 23, 2008 (S18) – Filthy Creatures

BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 18
October 23, 2008
Filthy Creatures
“There ain’t no rearview mirror with STDs!”

Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Special Guest:
Maya Dynamite!

EPISODE GUIDE:

  • Special BFN Opener: The Poppycock Diet

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (TSYM Live)

  • Bossy Introductions
  • Maya’s New Surname
  • Our Special In-Studio Audience (aka Hold On Tightly for a Longer Experience)
  • Pandering for a Positive Reference

Song: Guster / Careful

    The Big Scare:
  • No Need to Tell You Everything (aka BitchFest N________ Networks)
  • A Girl Named Rafaela (aka Kyle’s Vague Tranny Experience)
  • The Ominous Phone Call (aka Bad News Multiple Choice)
  • The Appropriate First Reaction
  • How to Keep a Girl Forever (aka “You’ll Never Leave Me!”)
  • High Risk Sexual Partner (aka Meeting the Quota)
  • The Broken Condom Rule (aka HORRIBLE Advice from Kyle Ramous)

Song: EELS / Rock Hard Times

    The Big Scare (cont.):
  • The Realities of STDs (aka Avoid the Mucous Membranes!)
  • Learning All the Symptoms (aka “What Do I Have?”)
  • Fast-Track Testing
  • Negative and Borderline Vindictive
  • Keep Your Eyes Forward! (aka “Got No Time for STDs!”)
  • The Darkest Irony
  • BOB DUBILINA’S NEW RULE
  • The Only Way to Have Safe Sex
  • “You Are All Filthy Vessels!”
  • The Berkley Manor Sex Colony (No Hippies Allowed!)

Song: Pete Yorn / Long Way Down

  • Positive-Negative?!
  • BFN Tip #67: Get Tested Every Week!
    Kyle’s Stressful Summer:
  • SIF Sarah (aka The Mistake Mark)
  • Subtle Pressure from Kyle’s Grandfather (aka The Sinatra/Martin/Ramos Effect)
  • Matched with the Ex on OKCupid
  • Bucktown Apartment Fire (aka Questionable Insulation with Unsettling Headlines)
  • Act 2 Goes Missing
  • The New Car Gets Towed

Song: The Damnwells / What You Get

  • Meeting The Damnwells
  • Bob’s Ideal Woman (aka Starting with a Blank Slate)
  • Kyle’s Crazy New Conquest (aka First Kiss with a Firm Grip)
  • The Most Dangerous Tease
  • “Step It Up!”

Song: People In Planes / Mayday (M’aidez)

  • The Girl with Magic Pants
  • Parker Gets It On in the St. Louis Arch (aka National Monument Bump ‘n Grind)
  • Our Next Locations on the List
  • Super Maya Dynamite! Break-Up – Level 2 (No Cheat Codes!)
  • Tell It to Facebook!
  • Rejecting All New Suitors
  • Kyle & Maya Schedule a Platonic Date
  • Him Or Me?: A No-Win Situation
  • Sign-Off: Keep It Clean, It’s BFN Networks!

Song: Porcupine Tree / Shesmovedon

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!

Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.

The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.

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October 21, 2008 (S18) – Lust Without Borders

BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 18
October 21, 2008
Lust Without Borders
“Who’s driving the getaway car?!”

Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

EPISODE GUIDE:

  • Special BFN Opener: Impromptu Electronica

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (TSYM Live)

  • Incredibly Hectic Introductions (aka Hip-Deep in Couchsurfers and the CIFF)
  • Self-Made Man via One Night Stands (aka Throwing Down with Fatty Pneumonia)
  • Bringing On the Bad Stuff (aka The Method Terrorist)
  • The Morally Sound Slut
  • A Better Solution Abroad

Song: Lucky Boys Confusion / When Bad News Gets Worse

    Destination: Montreal
  • Chasing After Lou (aka “Happy Birthday, MEWN!”)
  • The Wolf (& Other Nicknames)
  • Geographic Guesswork: North America Version
  • Canada: A Whole ‘Nother Country
  • The International Carpool (“Objection! . . . Or Something.”)
  • The Long-Awaited Heartfelt Discussion (Complete with Unintentional Foreign Audience!)

Song: Biffy Clyro / Mountains

  • A Taste of Maple Liqueur (aka Waffle Mouth)
  • A Million Little Setbacks (aka Border Guards and Bad Directions)
  • Winded Greetings
  • Sleeping Bobby (aka “Wake Me Up for Cokes!”)

Song: Porcupine Tree / Halo

  • Bottoms Up #2! (aka “This Needs More Syrup”)
  • The Representation of Change (aka One Tough Dollar)
  • A Goldmine of Gorgeous Women (aka Crushing the Eurodouche)
  • How Chicago Corrupted Our Standards
  • Sucker: A Definition
  • The Feral Wolf (aka The Craziest Chick Bob Could Ever Hope For)
  • Roped, Gagged, Delivered
  • Aggressively Submissive

Song: People In Planes / Flesh & Blood

  • Bottoms Up #3 (aka “Lou Will Fucking Cut You!”)
    With A Friend Like Melissa:
  • Immediately Suspicious of the New Guy
  • “You Are Not a Threat to Me!” (aka Assured of Your Rightful Place)
  • The Power Play (aka Pure Left, Corrupt Right)
  • Giving the Girls Alone Time
  • Enticing Tara-Lee
  • Divvying Up Lou(?)
  • Back to Bob Bashing
  • The Wolves Send ‘Em on Their Way!
  • A Different Approach to Self-Repair
  • The Heavier the Heart, The Longer the Distance

Song: Conor Oberst / Moab

  • The Hannah Ultimatum (aka Northern Dubilina, Southern Ramos)
  • Keep ‘Em Separated (or Prepare for the Worst!)
    Destination: Costa Rica
  • The Adventurous Pen Pal
  • “Living Well is the Best Revenge!”
  • Top Secret Great Escape
  • One Small Snag with Keeping Quiet (aka “I’m Feeling Pretty Spontaneous . . .“)

Song: Cordero / Abre La Ventana

  • Bottoms Up #4 (aka The Legend of Leshik)
  • Natalie’s Checklist (& A Few Special Surprises)
  • In the Shadow of Her Escapades
  • Our Own Private Paradise
  • Five Days of Strange Chemistry
  • R&R Buzzkill
  • Back in the Game!

Song: William Topley / Wide Sargasso Sea

  • The War on Sleep
  • Big Thanks to the International Mistresses
  • Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Get Over It!

Song: Red Wanting Blue / Where You Wanna Go

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!

Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.

The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.

LEAVE YOUR STATIC FEEDBACK! POST A COMMENT!