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BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 17
August 28, 2008
The Big Snip (Part 2)
“Chad will NEVER be the father of my child!”

Hosts:
Justin Velander Holt (a/k/a Bob Dubilina)
Kyle Ramos

Special Guest:
Maya Dynamite!

EPISODE GUIDE:

• Special BFN Opener: The Vasectomy Inspectors

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

• Rejected & Exiled Introductions

The BFN Vasectomy Trilogy:
• Full Disclosure (aka Why?)
• The Big Snip (Part 1) (aka What?)
• The Big Snip (Part 2) (aka How?)

• Rogue Vasectomizer (aka “Deal, Mate!”)
• “My Mom Got A Vasectomy”

Song: Kings Of Leon / Sex On Fire

• Yes, Maya, We Know You Lost Your Virginity to Tyler Durden

The Consultation:
• A Brief Rundown on Dr. Mostowfi & His Technique (aka VasectomyChicago.com)
• Grilling the Patient (aka Jack Bauer, M.D.)
• Dreading the Orgasm
• VCFs for Everyone! (aka Two-Hour Window, Four-Hour Lasagna)
• The Average Patient
• Greenlight for Vasectomy!

Song: Meiko / Boys With Girlfriends

• Disgusted with Kyle’s Dating Streak

Vasectomy Myths & Facts:
• What Is A Vasectomy? (aka Detroit Goes On Strike)
• A Lighter Load?
• The Cruelest Assumptions from Your Closest Friends (aka The Eunuch Who Hated Children and Condoms)
• “You Can Always Get It Reversed” (aka Bob Is Legend/Cosmetic Surgery Timebomb)
• Anti-Sperm Antibodies
• Kyle Ramos’ Special Donations (aka Fallback Fathers)

• Another Special BFN Reunion . . . Without Bob

Song: Red Wanting Blue / Red Ryder

• Special Thanks in the Liner Notes

The Procedure:
• Going Completely Smooth (aka Bic That Shit!)
• Follow the Instructions! (You Can Do It!)
• No Reason to Be Nervous (aka The Best Testimonial You Could Ever Hope For)
• Getting in the Mood (aka “Where’s My Vasectomy Mix CD?”)
• Just a Little Bit of Pressure
• Working Magic Through a Small Hole (aka SCRELL-O)
• The Even Number Child Theory
• Remembering Joel’s Advice (aka The Makings of a Responsible Man)
• Final Words of Support

Song: Valley Lodge / My Baby (Mix 2 No Outro)

The Recovery:
• No Restrictions?!
• The Sinister Chauffeur (aka Stand & Deliver 2: Year of the Ramos)
• Poor Choice for a Home-Cooked Meal (aka A Couch in the Kitchen)
• The Unforeseen Perils of Mexican Food
• Testing the Equipment (aka A Vigorous Bout of Masturbation)

Song: Local H / November: Blur

The Recovery (cont.):
• Gently Seducing the Wounded (aka Beware the Monster Bruising)
• The Thrill of a Smooth Crotch (or the ’70s Singer-Songwriter Look)
• A Sweeter Spoonful
• Another Alternative to Vasectomy
• Quoted in the RedEye
• A Sense of Finality (aka Choose Your Own Extinction)
• Fair Warning on the First Date
• ‘Cause Parenthood Shifts Priorities
• Informing the Masses
• A Whole New Ballgame
• The Accidental Vasectomy

Song: Cordero / Ruleta Rusa

• Season 17: The Best Batch of Interviews We’ve Done to Date
• A Great Investment for the Future (aka “More Money = More Better!”)
• The One Guideline You Must Follow
• Dead at 28! (aka The Power of the Deadline)
• A Clean Bill of Sterility
• And the Honor Goes to . . . Maya!
• Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Annnd Snip!

Song: Big Blue Ball (aka Peter Gabriel & Friends) / Exit Through You

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!

Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.

The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.

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BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 17
August 22, 2008
Notre Monde de L’Amour
“SIGN HERE!”

Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

EPISODE GUIDE:

• Special BFN Opener: Dueling ’90s

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

• Obsessed with the ’90s Introductions
• Caught Off Guard with Not-So-Current Events

The Runaway Couchsurfer:
• Birgit’s Friend from the Greyhound (aka Dubilina Halfway House)
• Alternative Shelter for the Homeless
• The Threat of a Negative Reference (aka Don’t Play with Rat Traps!)
• The Dangers of Hosting a Hot Irish Bartender (aka Monster Squad Hanky Panky)

Song: Sponge / Plowed

• “Lost” Flyers for the French Girl
• Kyle Finds His True Love (with Two Dollar Tonics!)
• Attempted Early Morning Elopement
• “Finally, Someone Else Who Believes In Love!”
• $2000 Emergency Flight Fund
• The Crucial Missing Item
• The One Man Who Would Understand This Predicament
• Connect First, Then Skype
• Zombie Love in the UK
• Let’s Go BFN London!

Song: Artificial Joy Club / Sick & Beautiful

• Welcome to BFN London! Promo
• A Demand for Sweeter Tea
• Dog’s Bollocks (aka Maybe You Did Take It with You!)
• Friendship By Way of Violence

Awkward Future Encounters with the Ex:
• “Remember This? Huh?”
• “You’ve Changed!”
• Fabricated Memory Lane (aka _______ Hard!)

Song: Caroline Spine / Mrs. Sullivan

• Horrible ’90s Covers
• Wolf & Tortoise
• The Two Big Guns in Bob’s Social Arsenal
• The Champions of Karaoke (aka The Luck o’ the Biggs!)
• Turtle Voltron!
• Bob’s French Love Connection (aka Confessions to the Mewn)
• Making The Fuck with Lou
• French Ramos, The Ultimate Wingman

Song: Folk Implosion / Natural One

• Mr. Ramos’s Man Room
• Couchsurfing Cult . . . Um, Community!
• Disappointing Mr. Berkley
• The Mayans Knew Everything!
• Bob’s German Au Pair Fetish
• Never Too Old to Pursue the Under 21 Crowd
• Blitzkrieg in the Bedroom

Song: Brother Cane / Lie In The Bed I Make

• Bailing for Another’s Couch
• The Two-Timing Russian
• Kyle Defects to PFN Networks
• Sign-Off: Tell It to the Moon, It’s BFN Networks!

Song: Blind Melon / Galaxie

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!

Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.

The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.

LEAVE YOUR STATIC FEEDBACK! POST A COMMENT!