A Great Investment for the Future (aka “More Money = More Better!”)
The One Guideline You Must Follow
Dead at 28! (aka The Power of the Deadline)
A Clean Bill of Sterility
And the Honor Goes to . . . Maya!
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Annnd Snip!
Song: Big Blue Ball (aka Peter Gabriel & Friends) / Exit Through You
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Noble Efforts The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
The Sound Of You & Me Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances! Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!
Secondhand Neon Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
BFN Networks presents Noble Efforts Season 17 August 28, 2008 The Big Snip (Part 1) “You sure you want to do this?”
Host: Justin Velander Holt (a/k/a Bob Dubilina)
Special Guest: Dr. Kiu Mostowfi
EPISODE GUIDE: The Big Snip (Part 1) consists of an interview with Dr. Kiu Mostowfi of Vasectomy Clinics of Chicago in which he discusses everything you need to know about vasectomies.
Introductions
How a Surgeon Becomes a Specialist
What Is A Vasectomy?
Typical Candidates
Misguided Inquiries (aka Grilling the Patient)
Exception(s) to the Rule
The Importance of Being 100% Sure (aka The Dubilina Standard)
Practically No Restrictions
What Does A “No Needle, No Scalpel” Vasectomy Entail?
No Reason to Be Nervous (aka The Best Testimonial You Could Ever Hope For)
Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!
Noble Efforts The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
The Sound Of You & Me Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances! Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!
Secondhand Neon Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
BFN Networks presents Noble Efforts Season 17 August 22, 2008 Notre Monde de L’Amour “SIGN HERE!”
Hosts: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos
EPISODE GUIDE:
Special BFN Opener: Dueling ’90s
Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
Obsessed with the ’90s Introductions
Caught Off Guard with Not-So-Current Events
The Runaway Couchsurfer:
Birgit’s Friend from the Greyhound (aka Dubilina Halfway House)
Alternative Shelter for the Homeless
The Threat of a Negative Reference (aka Don’t Play with Rat Traps!)
The Dangers of Hosting a Hot Irish Bartender (aka Monster Squad Hanky Panky)
Song: Sponge / Plowed
“Lost” Flyers for the French Girl
Kyle Finds His True Love (with Two Dollar Tonics!)
Attempted Early Morning Elopement
“Finally, Someone Else Who Believes In Love!”
$2000 Emergency Flight Fund
The Crucial Missing Item
The One Man Who Would Understand This Predicament
Connect First, Then Skype
Zombie Love in the UK
Let’s Go BFN London!
Song: Artificial Joy Club / Sick & Beautiful
Welcome to BFN London! Promo
A Demand for Sweeter Tea
Dog’s Bollocks (aka Maybe You Did Take It with You!)
Friendship By Way of Violence
Awkward Future Encounters with the Ex:
“Remember This? Huh?”
“You’ve Changed!”
Fabricated Memory Lane (aka _______ Hard!)
Song: Caroline Spine / Mrs. Sullivan
Horrible ’90s Covers
Wolf & Tortoise
The Two Big Guns in Bob’s Social Arsenal
The Champions of Karaoke (aka The Luck o’ the Biggs!)
Turtle Voltron!
Bob’s French Love Connection (aka Confessions to the Mewn)
Making The Fuck with Lou
French Ramos, The Ultimate Wingman
Song: Folk Implosion / Natural One
Mr. Ramos’s Man Room
Couchsurfing Cult . . . Um, Community!
Disappointing Mr. Berkley
The Mayans Knew Everything!
Bob’s German Au Pair Fetish
Never Too Old to Pursue the Under 21 Crowd
Blitzkrieg in the Bedroom
Song: Brother Cane / Lie In The Bed I Make
Bailing for Another’s Couch
The Two-Timing Russian
Kyle Defects to PFN Networks
Sign-Off: Tell It to the Moon, It’s BFN Networks!
Song: Blind Melon / Galaxie
Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!
Noble Efforts The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
The Sound Of You & Me Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances! Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!
Secondhand Neon Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
BFN Networks presents Noble Efforts Season 17 August 17, 2008 The Chronicles Of Neko “Keep that shit off my cunt!”
Hosts: Bob Dubilina Alyssa Kensington
Special Guest: Pamela Neko
EPISODE GUIDE:
Special BFN Opener: The Trouble with Double Booking
Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The One Thing Too Hot for BFN (“Can’t Stop the Bob Train!”)
Introductions with a Woman’s Touch
Danger: Surprisegasm!
Fish Lovers’ Urban Legends (aka Kensington Chowder)
The Many Assumed Kinks of Pamela Neko (aka Fortune 500 Vag)
Song: The Great Crusades / Sex Sells (So I’ll See You In Hell)
Vaginal Spelunking (and Far Freakier Things Found in Hentai Porn)
The “Convenient” Four-Legged Boyfriend
AnimeCon Adventures:
The New Queen of Cosplay
A Recipe for Freak/Geek Debauchery
The Star Trek Nerd Within (aka A Brief Synopsis of Koke & Cemen)
Not Your Average Convention-Goer
Public Bicurious Imposters
A Safe Place to Express Yourself
Big Plans to Re-Enact The Bodyguard (aka Cosplay Boyfriends)
A Desire to Be Objectified
Ravaging the Yaois
Song: Bloodhound Gang / The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
Don’t Ask to Eat Ass! (Just Do It!)
Obsessed with Anal (aka Propositioning at the Backdoor)
Only You Can Prevent Anal Escalation!
The Best Way to Get Pam’s Ass (& Respect)
Neko’s Guide to Scoring at Conventions:
Beware the Con Funk
Establish an Online Hook-Up (aka Reuben Snatchwich)
Keep Yourself Available (aka Gung Ho with Two Hands & Three Holes)
Be Vocal about Calling Dibs
Clear the Room! (aka Empty Bathroom, Free Liquor, Bullhorn)
Beware the Lurkers (aka Lurker Lotto)
Keep Your Roommates Out (aka Snatch Latch)
Or . . . Don’t Fuck at Conventions!
Song: Atmosphere / Shoulda Known
The Novelty Factor
So Upfront and Open-Minded
A Torrid First Love (aka Hot & Heartwarming)
The Tao of Swanson (aka The Man with B-A-L-L-S!)
The Perfect Blowjob (aka Training Hard for Chad Swanson)
Oral Sex Artisan
Song: Paranoid Social Club / Two Girls
Pushing Through the Gag
Olympic Wet Dream Team (with Snatch Watch Finger Action Bonus!)
The Impromptu Late Night Human Urinal (aka Sleepkink Surprise!)
Song: Buckcherry / Crazy Bitch
The Most Dangerous Cosplay Outfit
Pam: A (New) Definition
Fapper (Framed) Photo Finish
Neko’s House of Horror Porn
Early Dibs for the Next Convention
Sign-Off: Playing for Keeps, It’s BFN Networks!
Song: Grand National / Talk Amongst Yourselves
Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!
Noble Efforts The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
The Sound Of You & Me Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances! Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!
Secondhand Neon Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
The Ike Reilly Assassination
03/15 - 8:00 p.m.
Double Door
Chicago, IL doubledoor.com
The Augustines My Goodness
03/15 – 10:00 p.m.
Lincoln Hall
Chicago, IL lincolnhallchicago.com Flatfoot 56
03/16 – 7:00 p.m.
Reggie's Rock Club
Chicago, IL reggieslive.com
