The BFN Guide to Midnight Mistresses (aka Keep ‘Em Guessing, Act Confused)
Song: Kate Voegele / I Get It
Worst Seduction Ever
Geek Squad Sued for Hiring Indiscriminant Voyeur (aka Rape in the Blood)
The Masseur’s Illicit Home Video Collection
Kyle’s Failed Future Marriage (aka “We’re Working On It!”)
“Licensed” Tick Finder Busted (aka Rise of the Midnight Crabman)
Conquering the Virgin (aka Just Gettin’ the Tip In)
Song: Tim Mahoney / Theme Song
Lousy Roundtable BFN Promos
Deputy Reprimanded for Surfing Non-Nude Sites (aka Breast Cancer “Research” Gone Awry)
No Such Thing as a Free Jail Cell Sex Show
Trooper Tickets Lovers in Fast Lane
In Defense of Roadhead
Song: Suzanne Vega / Bound
Getting Out of Tickets
Teen Buggers Barn Horse (aka The Seven Month Itch)
Robbers Take Cash for First Date
Cops Find Young Girl in Sex Offender’s Bed (aka Where Is This Chatroom!)
Man Acquitted for “Accidental” Teen Voyeur Video (aka “Damnit, Woman, Stay Away from My Hard Drive!”)
Song: Powderfinger / Head Up In The Clouds
Psycho Brothers Stalk Realty Sisters (aka Retarded On British Time)
Cell Phone Stalkers Not Welcome on Family Plan (aka Preteen Scream)
Song: L.E. Mental / Thirstay
News of the Weird: The Wrong One Night Stand
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Jesus Christ, Stop Shooting Your Goddamn Guns in the Air!
Song: Maxïmo Park / Books From Boxes
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Noble Efforts The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
The Sound Of You & Me Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances! Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!
Secondhand Neon Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
BFN Networks presents Noble Efforts Season 15 June 19, 2007 Eschoolation “Hey, little girl, you want some Smarties?”
Hosts: Bob Dubilina Mike on the Mike
EPISODE GUIDE:
Special BFN Opener: For Rent: I-90 Open-Air Studio
Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
“Chad’s Bullshit Excuse to Miss BFN” Introductions (aka Swinging Lessons)
School Shooting Simulation Surprise!
Song: The Damnwells / What You Get
Loose Lips Clothespinned
(Self-)Abused in the Band Room (aka Headbangin’, Literally)
Teacher Pulls Knife in Class
Song: Blackfield / Epidemic
Mike Gets High Marks for Disciplining Teacher
Mike, Maya & Full Disclosure
Teacher Resigns After Garter Scandal (aka Getting Off Easy)
Teacher Operates Student Massage Parlor from Home (aka In Desperate Need of a Teen Survival Guide)
Shared Needle in the High School Science Class
Song: The Lift / Heliopolis
You Are A Goddamn Idiot! – Chapter 1 BFN Promo (Respects to Red vs. Blue)
Tainted Ranch Dressing Teen Gets Punished
Band Prank as Canadian Misdemeanor
Fuck Your Graduation Walk! (aka The One Man Protest at the Wrong Time)
Song: Joseph Arthur & The Lonely Astronauts / Chicago
Quest of the Trailer Trash King
Student Pranks with Animals!
Goat Parked in Principal’s Space
Loose Rodents Cause Student Stampede
Rotting Calf’s Head Placed in School Air Vents
Dead Cats Lynched on Campus
Song: Barenaked Ladies / Why Say Anything Nice?
Getting Your Freak On Just Got Harder
No Contact Rule a Touchy Subject
Song: Down The Line / Give In Again
News of the Weird: Mayor Solicits Hugs on the School Bus
10 to Life for Tantrum
Sign-Off: You Are A Goddamn Idiot, It’s BFN Networks!
Song: Michael Tolcher / Sooner Or Later
Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!
Noble Efforts The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
The Sound Of You & Me Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances! Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!
Secondhand Neon Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
BFN Networks presents Noble Efforts Season 15 June 12, 2007 Domestic Bliss “You wanna know how far a 99 cent bus ride will get you?”
Hosts: Bob Dubilina Mike on the Mike
Special Guest: Sara Poppins (via phone)
EPISODE GUIDE:
Special BFN Opener: A Quick Glimpse of Heaven
Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
“Where Were You!” Introductions
A Big BFN Announcement: Josephus Cunningham Stumbles into Fatherhood (aka Doomed! Doooooooooooomed!)
Uncle Bob & Raw Bacon: Corruptors of Children
Ravaged by Childbirth
Song: Powderfinger / Head Up In The Clouds
The Girlfriend Moves In
Girl to Bed Cost Ratio (aka 14 Threesomes, or Twins on a Queen)
Song: The Ruse / Swallow You
Not OK with OKCupid! (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
Song: Superdrag / I Am Incinerator
Female Truck Stop Condom Machine Vendor
Rhyming Cockney as a Lethal Weapon
Sara Poppins, Art Student Three-way Recruiter (aka Bob’s Crash Course of the Cruel Real World)
Song: Ben Harper / Gather ‘Round The Stone
Be Honest, Don’t Get Laid BFN Promo
The Polite Pleasure Killer (A Special Bob Dubilina Rant)
Disgruntled Husband No Longer Venting (aka Vigilante Sex Games)
Cockney Nut Job & Other British Sex Acts
First WA Man to Get Charged with Bestiality (aka More Than One Way to Fuck a Horse)
Song: Linkin Park / Shadow Of The Day
R.I.P. Mr. Wizard
Walken Or Connery?
Naughty Wife Webcam Police Bust (aka With Regards to Paris Hilton and President Bush)
Song: Dean Gray / Whatsername (Susanna Hoffs)
Speak Softly, Carry a Sharp Sword
Song: Sunny Day Real Estate / Snibe
Cruel Love Notes & Angry Love Bites
Sign-Off: Let’s Break This Bed In, It’s BFN Networks!
Song: The Black Keys / When The Lights Go Out
Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!
Noble Efforts The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
The Sound Of You & Me Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances! Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!
Secondhand Neon Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
BFN Networks presents Noble Efforts Season 15 May 29, 2007 Renters’ Rights “You sleeping with that cold fish again?”
Host: Bob Dubilina
Special Guests: Kyle Ramos & Bryan Biggs of The Biggs & Kyle Show
EPISODE GUIDE:
Special BFN Opener: Biggs & Kyle Drunken Birthday Sing-A-Long
Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
BFN Networks/Biggs & Kyle Show Crossover Introductions
Bob’s Blah Birthday Week (aka CFGF)
Three-way Etiquette (aka The Smell of Success)
Song: Barenaked Ladies / Serendipity
Falling Out with Mary (aka Captain Diplomacy Hangs Himself)/Blood of a Virgin (aka Lady MacBiggs)
New Schemes for Future Threesomes
Song: Kate Voegele / One Way Or Another
Maeve Gets Run Over, Again
Living with Uptight Roommates
Song: William Topley / Wide Sargasso Sea
Roommate Conflict Solutions BFN Promo
The Passive-Aggressive Eviction:
Amy’s Furniture
The Line in the Sand (aka Cockroaches and Dirty Dishes)
Song: Blackfield / Christenings
The Passive-Aggressive Eviction (cont.):
Huffing and Bluffing
Maeve Gives Her Notice
3BR, 1 Bath Apt. Available in Logan Square, Meth Lab Included!
Song: The Coup (feat. Black Thought & Talib Kweli) / My Favorite Mutiny
Biggs & Kyle: A Friendship of Escalation
The Telltale Tastycakes
Seducing the Fat & Broken-Hearted
Friday Night Fat Night (11 a.m. Rule Mandatory!)
A Plea for Help
Song: Superdrag / The Staggering Genius
Flirting with a Tenant’s Mistress
Rallying Against the CFGF (aka Kyle’s Doomed Relationships)
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Let’s Live Together!
Song: Cursive / The Recluse
Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!
Noble Efforts The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
The Sound Of You & Me Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances! Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!
Secondhand Neon Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
