IMPORTANT NOTE: To listen to our hilarious and wonderful in-studio interview with singer-songwriter Robin Lore – and to download exclusive in-studio performances! – go HERE!
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Noble Efforts The complete and utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
The Sound Of You & Me Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances! Recently featured: William Topley, Freedy Johnston, Trey Lockerbie, Todd Beeson, Peter Stormare, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!
Secondhand Neon Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
BFN Networks presents Secondhand Neon Season 1 #002: The Chronicles Of Whitman “You found me! Nobody finds me!”
Hosts: Justin Velander Holt (f/k/a Bob Dubilina) Maya Dynamite!
Special Guest: Janice Whitman
The following is a special BFN Rebroadcast from our flagship show Noble Efforts.
EPISODE GUIDE:
Special BFN Opener: Alumni Escorts
Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
“Wake the Fuck Up!” Introductions
TimeLife presents: Pill o’ the Month Club
Plan B: Pill, Place or State of Mind
Planned Parenthood . . . After Dark
Fake Numbers in Senior Yearbooks (aka Just Before the Internet Revolution)
Getting in Touch a Decade Later
High Praise & Great Expectations
Googling Roberto
Friendship in Post Production (aka “Being Pretty is the Answer!”)
The Next Columbine Kid
Song: Mike Doughty / 27 Jennifers
Searching for Bob Dubilina
Shock & Awe Autobiography
Seven Words to Sum Up a Life
Falling for Las Vegas
The Seven Faces of Denise (aka Dr. D and the Peer Partner)
Invite to Aruba
IM Confessions (aka Admiration & Infatuation)
Cockblocking Crockett
A Paralyzing Fear of Rejection
The Best of the Worst/The Worst of the Best
Delaying the Reunion (aka No Rush for Romance)
A Sudden Dislike of the Dutch
Song: The (International) Noise Conspiracy / I Am The Dynamite
Symon the Cyst:
Dieting to Perfection
Backlash Binging
A Long Overdue Consultation
Her First Peek ‘n’ Poke
Emergency Surgery
Slim Chance for Procreation (aka Involuntary Sterility)
Maya Offers Up Her Eggs
The Silver Lining (aka Embracing Life!)
Viking Funeral for the Alien Baby
Song: Brindley Brothers / Angels
Eureka! Eureka!
5th Generation Nevadan
The Loneliest Town on the Loneliest Highway
Whitman Family Reunion
The Ostensible Hangover (aka Judgey McJudgerson and the Judge-O-Rama Band)
The First Sign of Things to Come
Road Trip from Hell
In Desperate Need of Medical Assistance (& Gatorade)
Hauled Off in the Meat Wagon
Barbaric Medical Practices
Revenge of the Bowels
Stool Sample of the Damned (aka Topping Off the Hat)
Feeling Awful, Looking Great
Final Assessment (aka Complete & Utter Contamination)
Making the Headlines
Song: Presidents Of The United States Of America / More Bad Times
The 10-Year Reunion Is Nigh! (Bob Won’t Make It)
High Marks for the Windy City Reunion (aka Top of the Five!)
No Nooners for the High School Sweethearts
Carson High Class of ’99 Epic Sexual Conquest! (with Reunion Train Finale!)
Sign-Off: Make Your Own Reunion, It’s BFN Networks!
Song: Red Wanting Blue / You’re My Las Vegas
Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!
Noble Efforts The complete and utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
The Sound Of You & Me Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances! Recently featured: William Topley, Freedy Johnston, Trey Lockerbie, Todd Beeson, Peter Stormare, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!
Secondhand Neon Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
BFN Networks presents Secondhand Neon Season 1 #001: The Chronicles Of Neko “Keep that shit off my cunt!”
Hosts: Justin Velander Holt (f/k/a Bob Dubilina) Alyssa Kensington
Special Guest: Pamela Neko
The following is a special BFN Rebroadcast from our flagship show Noble Efforts.
EPISODE GUIDE:
Special BFN Opener: The Trouble with Double Booking
Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
The One Thing Too Hot for BFN (“Can’t Stop the Bob Train!”)
Introductions with a Woman’s Touch
Danger: Surprisegasm!
Fish Lovers’ Urban Legends (aka Kensington Chowder)
The Many Assumed Kinks of Pamela Neko (aka Fortune 500 Vag)
Song: The Great Crusades / Sex Sells (So I’ll See You In Hell)
Vaginal Spelunking (and Far Freakier Things Found in Hentai Porn)
The “Convenient” Four-Legged Boyfriend
AnimeCon Adventures:
The New Queen of Cosplay
A Recipe for Freak/Geek Debauchery
The Star Trek Nerd Within (aka A Brief Synopsis of Koke & Cemen)
Not Your Average Convention-Goer
Public Bicurious Imposters
A Safe Place to Express Yourself
Big Plans to Re-Enact The Bodyguard (aka Cosplay Boyfriends)
A Desire to Be Objectified
Ravaging the Yaois
Song: Bloodhound Gang / The Ballad Of Chasey Lain
Don’t Ask to Eat Ass! (Just Do It!)
Obsessed with Anal (aka Propositioning at the Backdoor)
Only You Can Prevent Anal Escalation!
The Best Way to Get Pam’s Ass (& Respect)
Neko’s Guide to Scoring at Conventions:
Beware the Con Funk
Establish an Online Hook-Up (aka Reuben Snatchwich)
Keep Yourself Available (aka Gung Ho with Two Hands & Three Holes)
Be Vocal about Calling Dibs
Clear the Room! (aka Empty Bathroom, Free Liquor, Bullhorn)
Beware the Lurkers (aka Lurker Lotto)
Keep Your Roommates Out (aka Snatch Latch)
Or . . . Don’t Fuck at Conventions!
Song: Atmosphere / Shoulda Known
The Novelty Factor
So Upfront and Open-Minded
A Torrid First Love (aka Hot & Heartwarming)
The Tao of Swanson (aka The Man with B-A-L-L-S!)
The Perfect Blowjob (aka Training Hard for Chad Swanson)
Oral Sex Artisan
Song: Paranoid Social Club / Two Girls
Pushing Through the Gag
Olympic Wet Dream Team (with Snatch Watch Finger Action Bonus!)
The Impromptu Late Night Human Urinal (aka Sleepkink Surprise!)
Song: Buckcherry / Crazy Bitch
The Most Dangerous Cosplay Outfit
Pam: A (New) Definition
Fapper (Framed) Photo Finish
Neko’s House of Horror Porn
Early Dibs for the Next Convention
Sign-Off: Playing for Keeps, It’s BFN Networks!
Song: Grand National / Talk Amongst Yourselves
Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!
Noble Efforts The complete and utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
The Sound Of You & Me Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances! Recently featured: William Topley, Freedy Johnston, Trey Lockerbie, Todd Beeson, Peter Stormare, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!
Secondhand Neon Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
