BFN Networks presents Noble Efforts Season 19 July 26, 2009 Rude Awakenings “Your balls are a passport!”
Hosts: Bob Dubilina Kyle Ramos
Special Guests: Maya Dynamite! Haley Ukulele
EPISODE GUIDE:
Special BFN Opener: DUBILINA|RAMOS 2020! Redux
Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
2 Weeks, 15 Minutes Behind Schedule
The Right to Remain Inconsistent (aka Nostraramos)
AEA Analysis (aka Haikus, After Masturbating & Hanging Myself)
Season 19: A Review (aka A Chronicle of Noble Efforts)
The Only Solution to All Bob’s Problems
Neutral Future (at Burger King)
Desperate & Willing to Settle for Anything (Even Bob Dubilina)
“Convince Her That She Can’t Do Better!”
Kyle’s Favorite Game
Song: Biffy Clyro / Saturday Superhouse
Most Compliments Given in a Minute
A Season of Epiphanies (aka “Yes, It Really Is That Bad!”)
The Truly Hopeless Romantic:
The Only One of His Kind
No Say in the Matter
How Honest Is Too Honest?
Utterly, Desperately Alone (aka “I Miss You” as a Loaded Gun)
A Lack of Genuine Connections
Location & Environment
Compromises, Excuses & Cop-Outs
“Am I Really Making Progress Here?!” (aka The Middle of the Tailspin)
Will Passion Always Be a Liability?
A Desire to Start at Zero
Kyle Touts the Old-Fashioned Approach
“Why Must We Assume the Worst About Each Other?”
Perception Is Everything (aka The Socially-Acceptable You)
“You Create Your Own Perception!” (aka The Consequence of Revealing Too Much) (aka BFN as Bob’s Albatross)
“When Is the Right Time to Discuss the Dealbreakers?”
A Real Fucking Shame
Song: Josh Joplin Group / Here I Am
Fair Warning to the Next Hopeless Romantic
Reserving Judgment for Rude, Alcoholic Cunts
7 Drunk Frenchies and Their Hipster-Fuck Host
The Vanishing Trio (aka Plan B-Dubilina)
The Cockblocking Wingman
Girls with Boyfriends
“Be the Better Guy!”
The “Maybe” Trap
The Charitable Make-Out
Putting the Fatties Out to Pasture
Song: Rob Thomas / Mockingbird
Haley’s God Awful Acquaintance (aka A Taste of Molasses)
Song: Alkaline Trio / In Vein
The Worst Thing You Could Say During Sex (aka Post-Vasectomy Power-Through)
Worldly Genitalia
Internment Camps for Assholes
Sign-Off: BFN Networks – You Want Free Fries With That?
Song: Shock Stars / I Got A Feeling
Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!
Noble Efforts The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
The Sound Of You & Me Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances! Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!
Secondhand Neon Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
BFN Networks presents Noble Efforts Season 19 July 11, 2009 Summer Of Rosbar “Slather it in peanut butter and make it work for YOU!”
Host: Bob Dubilina
Special Guests: Maya Dynamite! Madison Rosbar
EPISODE GUIDE:
Special BFN Opener: Single Yet Still Unattainable
Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor
“Welcome Back, Rosbar!” Introductions
A Year’s Worth of Debauchery
Friday Night Crazy Chick Jackpot:
The Appeal of Damaged Goods
Crazy Emily (aka The Selfish Cuddler)
Jessie On the Prowl
Hungry for Madison (aka No Time for Privacy)
The Ultimate Out (aka Red Light on Gurnee)
Song: Buckcherry / Crazy Bitch
The Continuing Saga of Crazy Emily:
The Real Importance of Maintaining Good Relations
The (Conveniently) Misplaced Phone
Clearing the Debt (aka Forgiveness via 90 Minutes of Oral)
“Don’t Answer That Text!” (aka The Opportunistic Cost-Benefit Analysis)
Amp It Up or Walk Away
New Plan for Next Time (‘Cause There Will Always Be A “Next Time!”)
Song: The Ike Reilly Assassination / The Boat Song (We’re Getting Loaded)
Rosbar Fought The Law (& The Law Won!)
Song: Was (Not Was) / Dad I’m In Jail!
Summer of Sobriety 2009:
Chicago with Clear Eyes
“So How Do You Pass the Time?”
Keeping an Eye Out for Vengeful Law Enforcement (aka Madison Goes to Supermax!)
Sign-Off: Rock Me, Mr. Rosbar, It’s BFN Networks!
Song: Kings Of Leon / Ragoo
Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!
Noble Efforts The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
The Sound Of You & Me Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances! Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!
Secondhand Neon Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
The Primary Directive of Threesomes & Foursomes (aka NO ONE GETS LEFT OUT!)
Frankfurt: Mea Culpa
Desperately Seeking Nadja
Boring City, Beautiful Girl
Her Self-Loathing vs. His High Hopes
Unwavering Self-Restraint as the Height of Stupidity
Friend or Fuck Buddy – Choose Wisely!
“No One to Blame But Myself! (Damnit!)”
Song: Against Me! / Thrash Unreal
Sweden: Rainy Day Riots
Niki & Fernanda – Ground Zero for Good Times!
Trafficking Your Girl Friends (aka Appraising Lisa & Maya)
Courting the Swedes
Kyle’s Pride Parade Proposition (aka Spitroasting Ramos)
Spontaneous, Drunken Party Purchases
Seducing the Back-Up Host at the Birthday Bash
The Perfect Black-Out
Slim Pickings at Rockkaraoke
It’s True! Sweden Is a Dorm!
Creepy Guys Have the Best Stories
“It’s in the Name!”
Song: Porcupine Tree / Halo
Scotland: Daniel and the Damaged Goods
Long-Awaited Reunion with the HSB!
Debz’ Riotous Dinner Party
Cockblocked by Scottish Hairy Manback
Just Say NO to Chicago Nerd School Parties!
“Seriously, You Could Do Better.”
Different Country, Same Ol’ Bullshit
No Clue How to Seize the Moment (aka NOW OR NEVER! GET IT?!)
Thankful for Good Hosts & Fellow Surfers
Song: Biffy Clyro / Who’s Got A Match?
The Air India Incident, Pt. II:
Longer Delays with New Passenger Check-In Program
White Trash Mother & Her Screaming Infant
Worst. Customer Service. Ever.
One Incredible “Welcome Back!” (aka Bob’s First Foursome!) (aka “Take That, Whitman!”)
Sign-Off: Take the Goddamn Boat, It’s BFN Networks
Song: The Gaslight Anthem / Meet Me By The River’s Edge
Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!
Noble Efforts The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
The Sound Of You & Me Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances! Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!
Secondhand Neon Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!
Noble Efforts The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.
The Sound Of You & Me Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances! Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!
Secondhand Neon Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.
