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May 21, 2009 (S19) – The Low Road

BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 19
May 21, 2009
The Low Road
“Sometime this week I’m gonna be all up in them guts!”

Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

EPISODE GUIDE:

  • Special BFN Opener: Compulsive Vampirism

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

  • The Prediction of a Grand 28 Introductions
  • The Need of a Wasted Year
  • The Year of Lying (aka Impunity by Way of Manipulation)
  • Fresno Survival Tips (aka Desert Heat and Goose-Steps)
  • Kyle Ramos Gets Religion (aka Private Catholic, Public Jew)

Song: Joe Bonamassa / The Ballad Of John Henry

  • Joe Bonamassa Music Night!
  • “Have You Seen Our Kyle?!” (aka 5’11”, 102 lbs. of Half-Mexican Hipster)
  • A Fistful of Peanut Butter
  • In Defense of Bacteria (aka The Ramos Conspiracy Hour)
    The Cockblocking Irishman:
  • A Little Nip/Tuck in the Bedroom
  • The Ideal Wingman Has a Foreign Accent
  • Male Bonding with an Emergency Surfer
  • PILLAGED by an Irishman
  • Kyle’s List of Grievances about the Irish (aka The Ol’ Potato Famine Pick-Up Line)
  • The Ultimate Offense(s)!

Song: Joe Bonamassa / Jockey Full Of Bourbon

  • The Frozen Bonamassa
  • Kyle’s Missed Connection
  • Poor Grammar Will Get You Nowhere (Exceptions Made for Eliza Dushku!)
  • “Let’s Go Fuck Some ‘Tards!” (Click Yes or Yes!)
  • Subject Line: The Kyle Ramos
  • Who Is This Mystery Woman? (aka Dubilina’s No Tolerance Dating Policy)
  • Overcoming Ethics
  • Bob’s (Potential) Myspace Fuck Buddy
  • Taking Precautions (aka “You Don’t Have Anything, Riiiiiiiiiiiiight?”)
  • A Family of Gamblers (aka Sturdy Ramos Stock)

Song: Joe Bonamassa / Woke Up Dreaming

  • Best Time to Break the News
  • Corinne’s Belated Sexual Awakening
  • Detour Date Jackpot
  • Gorilla Fucked & Boot Stomped (aka Fuck Her Like You Own Her!)
  • Alix Negotiates an Open Marriage (aka Unstoppable Force, Unmovable Object)
  • Bob & Kyle BFN Double Team – Call the Experts! (No Substitutions!)

Song: Joe Bonamassa / If Heartaches Were Nickels

  • When Awful Tattoos Ruin Attraction (aka Tasteless Tramp Stamps)
  • Eagle vs. Raptor – FUCKING AWESOME!
  • BFN Turns 16!
  • Haunted by Ramos
  • Conquering Whitman
  • Sign-Off: I Say, It’s BFN Networks!

 

Song: [wpaudio url=”http://www.bfninyourears.net/music/JBonamassa-Dirt_In_My_Pocket.mp3″ text=”Joe Bonamassa / Dirt In My Pocket“]

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!

Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.

The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.

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May 10, 2009 (S19) – Battle Fatigue

BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 19
May 10, 2009
Battle Fatigue

“Fuck you! I thought we would last the ages!”

Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Special Guest:
Maya Dynamite!

EPISODE GUIDE:

  • Special BFN Opener: My Ramos the Hero

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

  • “Home for Heroes” Introductions
  • Borrowing from the Bob Dubilina Playbook (with Successful Results!) (aka The Life You Should Be Living)
  • Kyle Locks Down a Girlfriend
  • Running Off to Fresno (aka Springboard into Serious Commitment)
  • All or Nothing on the First Date (aka No Apps! Entrees ONLY!)
  • The Perfect Girlfriend
  • The Wrong Shirt
  • Leading by (Bad) Examples

Song: Rogue Wave / Maps

  • The Dubilina Jawbreaker (Double Analogy!)
  • Boa Constrictor vs. Fat Girl
  • Spiraling Out (aka Going for Tarnished Gold)
  • Desperate Isolation
  • Precarious Emotional Bonding
  • The Nicaragua Referendum (aka Free Travel for the Single Ladies!)
  • The Dangers of Flirting with a Taken Girl
  • The Bawdy/Body Breakfast

Song: William Topley / Sophia

  • Post-Breakfast Dustbath
  • Preserving Friendship Above All Else
  • The Highlight of a Busy Social Weekend
  • Fool’s Russian (aka Cold War Reenactment in Bob’s Bedroom)
  • Weary & Weighed Down
  • Frustrated & Unfocused
  • Reestablishing Control (aka “Everything Else Is Fine. How Do I Fix This?“)
  • Finding a Proper Long-Term Solution
  • Picking Your Battles (aka Keeping Positive in the Face of Assumption)
  • “You Need A Goddamn Break!” (aka Time to Get Away)
  • Respecting Yourself Enough to Walk Away

Song: Pete Yorn / All At Once

  • Bob’s New Favorite #1 Fan!
  • Steal from Kyle Ramos, Get on The List! (aka Brown-Teeth McFarlane)
  • Sign-Off: Save Yourself, It’s BFN Networks!

Song: Matchbox Twenty / Downfall

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!

Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.

The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.

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April 26, 2009 (S19) – Noble Efforts

BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 19
April 26, 2009
Noble Efforts

FUCK giving me a chance to FAIL! Give me a chance to SUCCEED!

Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

EPISODE GUIDE:

  • Special BFN Opener: Big Grievance/Small Demand

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

  • Northern Lights Introductions (with Magnets!)
  • Nothing Left to Do But Talk It Out (aka Bob Dubilina’s Super Rape-Out!)
  • World of Warcraft: Rape-Out! Edition
  • “What’s Wrong with Your Family?!”

Song: We Are Scientists / Lethal Enforcer

  • The Predilection for a Trilogy
  • Bob’s New Dating Policy
  • Vigilante Lovin’: Romantic Myth vs. Ugly Reality
    Third Wreck’s a Charm:
  • Delayed Rendezvous with Penny
  • A Lonely Easter Weekend
  • Subject Line: Bunny Ears (aka I Miss You)
  • Preferred Outlets for Getting Over It
  • Another Argument Ensues
  • The Genesis of All Drama
  • The Worst Assumption (aka “Do You Even Know What I Want?”)
  • Getting It So. Fucking. Wrong!
  • Doubting Her Sincerity
  • Salvation by Way of Drunken E-mails

Song: Paul McCartney / Riding To Vanity Fair

    Small Victory for Big Hearts:
  • Pursuing Samantha (aka Interested but Uncertain)
  • Old Baggage vs. New Love
  • Dodging the Discussion
  • Subject Line: Alright (aka One Last Try Before Walking Away)
  • The Importance of Keeping the Door Open (aka A Punch to the Heart)
  • Kyle Wins Her Favor!
  • Slightly Vindicated
  • New Rule for ALL Future Girlfriends

Song: Pete Yorn / Don’t Wanna Cry

    What Have We Learned from All This?
  • BFN Is NOT Gospel (and No Girlfriend Should EVER Listen)
  • Kyle’s Prop Diary
  • The Ultimate Query
  • Honesty Is the Best Policy! (Believe It!)
  • Cheating Is Easy! (But That Doesn’t Make It Right!)
  • Remaining Ethical, Staying Healthy
  • STEP UP! BE A PERSON! BE VOCAL! SPEAK UP!
  • Sign-Off: BFN Networks – SPEAK UP!

Song: What Made Milwaukee Famous / Sultan

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!

Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.

The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.

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April 12, 2009 (S19) – Nobody’s Wolf

BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 19
April 12, 2009
Nobody’s Wolf

“There will always be a person willing to put up with your shit. At least for a little bit.”

Hosts:
Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Special Guest:
Maya Dynamite!

EPISODE GUIDE:

  • Special BFN Opener: Big Me

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

  • Missed Cue Introductions
  • All I Really Need to Know I Learned on 24 (aka You Can’t Do That on 24!)
  • The Jack Bauer of BFN Networks
  • Bob’s Life as Public Knowledge (You’ve Been Warned!)
  • Deja Vu Introductions . . . Again!

Song: Alkaline Trio / In Vein

  • The Inherent Dangers of Being a Self-Documentarian
  • The Prime Directive of BFN Networks (aka “This Is About ME, NOT You!”)
  • An Egomaniac Never Gossips (aka “I’m Almost There!”)
    Big Backlash to The Big Come Down:
  • Slapdash Road Trip to See Kit (aka Class Warfare in the Twin Cities)
  • Retribution Sex
    Penny’s Rejection:
  • Concerns About Sexual Partners
  • Disclosing Facts, Not Drama
  • The Story of Bob: A Pamphlet
  • Last Place Lover (aka “You’re Only Involved as Much as You Want to Be!”)
  • Extreme Contempt for Jokey Criticism
  • “What Do YOU Want?” (aka Assumption Before Fact)
  • Giving Others the Opportunity to Fail
  • The Lengths We Go to Become Rational

Song: The Gaslight Anthem / Great Expectations

    Kit Bolts . . . Again:
  • Adding More Stories on a Towering Inferno (aka Worst. Foreman. Ever.)
  • Deleted from All Social Networks
  • “Did You Plan This?” (aka The Escape Clause)
  • Getting Furious Over Lack of Closure
  • The Melodramatic Dear John E-mail
  • Kyle’s Rude Dismissal
  • Eloquence without Explanation
  • Kyle’s Fear of Success vs. Bob’s Great Expectations
  • “Who Is This Real You?”
  • Big Gamble on the Gut Feeling (aka Driving Blind. In the Dark.)
  • Gorilla-Fucked: A Definition
  • A Higher Standard (aka “The Golden Rule Is NOT Enough!”)
  • A Passionate, Detailed Response (aka Aiming True with Your Words)
  • The Importance of Rational Dialogue
  • “You Need to Catch a Break!” (aka The Juggling Tightrope Unicyclist)
  • “Step Up! Be a Person!”

Song: The Kooks / Sway

  • A Slim Chance of a Future
  • Tired of Being Lovesick
  • Forced into a Holding Pattern
  • One Slice of Three Pizzas (aka “Find Me the One with Three Toppings!”)
  • The Dilemma of the Waiting Game (aka 30 Minutes or Less!)
  • “You Need To Get Healthy.” (aka Being OK with Laying Your Burdens Down)
  • Bob’s Definition of Stepping Up
  • Too Good for the Team? (WTF?!)
  • Fair Warnings from the Future
  • The Growing Fury (& How to Release It)
  • Age Is Not A Factor (aka “I Got You Figured Out!”)

Song: William Topley / I Can’t Wait

  • Saturday Morning Epiphany (aka No More Moping)
  • Hearing It vs. Accepting It
  • Always Missing Someone
  • Done with Waiting
  • The Little Distractions That Make Up a Life
  • Love Insurance
  • “You Have People Who Love You!”
  • Sign-Off: Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose, It’s BFN Networks!

Song: Bernard Fanning / Sleeping Rough

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!

Noble Efforts
The utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.

The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
Recently featured: William Topley, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, People In Planes, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.

LEAVE YOUR STATIC FEEDBACK! POST A COMMENT!