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#002: The Chronicles Of Whitman (BFN Rebroadcast)

BFN Networks presents
Secondhand Neon
Season 1
#002: The Chronicles Of Whitman

You found me! Nobody finds me!”

Justin Velander Holt (f/k/a Bob Dubilina)
Maya Dynamite!

Special Guest:
Janice Whitman

The following is a special BFN Rebroadcast from our flagship show Noble Efforts.


  • Special BFN Opener: Alumni Escorts

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

  • “Wake the Fuck Up!” Introductions
  • TimeLife presents: Pill o’ the Month Club
  • Plan B: Pill, Place or State of Mind
  • Planned Parenthood . . . After Dark
  • Fake Numbers in Senior Yearbooks (aka Just Before the Internet Revolution)
  • Getting in Touch a Decade Later
  • High Praise & Great Expectations
  • Googling Roberto
  • Friendship in Post Production (aka “Being Pretty is the Answer!”)
  • The Next Columbine Kid

Song: Mike Doughty / 27 Jennifers

  • Searching for Bob Dubilina
  • Shock & Awe Autobiography
  • Seven Words to Sum Up a Life
  • Falling for Las Vegas
  • The Seven Faces of Denise (aka Dr. D and the Peer Partner)
  • Invite to Aruba
  • IM Confessions (aka Admiration & Infatuation)
  • Cockblocking Crockett
  • A Paralyzing Fear of Rejection
  • The Best of the Worst/The Worst of the Best
  • Delaying the Reunion (aka No Rush for Romance)
  • A Sudden Dislike of the Dutch

Song: The (International) Noise Conspiracy / I Am The Dynamite

    Symon the Cyst:
  • Dieting to Perfection
  • Backlash Binging
  • A Long Overdue Consultation
  • Her First Peek ‘n’ Poke
  • Emergency Surgery
  • Slim Chance for Procreation (aka Involuntary Sterility)
  • Maya Offers Up Her Eggs
  • The Silver Lining (aka Embracing Life!)
  • Viking Funeral for the Alien Baby

Song: Brindley Brothers / Angels

    Eureka! Eureka!
  • 5th Generation Nevadan
  • The Loneliest Town on the Loneliest Highway
  • Whitman Family Reunion
  • The Ostensible Hangover (aka Judgey McJudgerson and the Judge-O-Rama Band)
  • The First Sign of Things to Come
  • Road Trip from Hell
  • In Desperate Need of Medical Assistance (& Gatorade)
  • Hauled Off in the Meat Wagon
  • Barbaric Medical Practices
  • Revenge of the Bowels
  • Stool Sample of the Damned (aka Topping Off the Hat)
  • Feeling Awful, Looking Great
  • Final Assessment (aka Complete & Utter Contamination)
  • Making the Headlines

Song: Presidents Of The United States Of America / More Bad Times

  • The 10-Year Reunion Is Nigh! (Bob Won’t Make It)
  • High Marks for the Windy City Reunion (aka Top of the Five!)
  • No Nooners for the High School Sweethearts
  • Carson High Class of ’99 Epic Sexual Conquest! (with Reunion Train Finale!)
  • Sign-Off: Make Your Own Reunion, It’s BFN Networks!

Song: Red Wanting Blue / You’re My Las Vegas

Like to hear more about our hangups, neuroses, heartbreak and debauchery? Check out the rest of our podcasts!

Noble Efforts
The complete and utter moral and emotional downward spiral of Justin Velander Holt.

The Sound Of You & Me
Off-the-cuff band interviews featuring exclusive live performances!
Recently featured: William Topley, Freedy Johnston, Trey Lockerbie, Todd Beeson, Peter Stormare, Red Wanting Blue, Rogue Wave, Jimmie’s Chicken Shack, Joshua James, Among The Oak & Ash, Luke Brindley, Tina Dico, The Spares and so much more! There’s even an extensive selection of free music in it for you!

Secondhand Neon
Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.


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