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October 6, 2009 (S20) – Hint Of A Spark

BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 20
October 6, 2009
Hint Of A Spark
“I respect your truth, but I think you’re lying to yourself.”

Bob Dubilina
Henry Hall
Maya Dynamite!


  • Special BFN Opener: The Alphabet of Seduction

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (TSYM Live)

  • Introductions & Overdue Promotions
    Maya Donates Her Eggs (aka Baby Goes the Dynamite!)
  • Highlighted in the Donor’s Catalogue (aka Photogenic as First Priority)
  • Request for an Average Egg
  • The Next Generation of Dubilina Conquests (aka Seducing the Maya & Megan Superbaby!)
  • “I Miss Megan . . . ’s Boobs.”
  • No Apologies for Future Offenses

Song: Joshua James / Magazine

  • Time to Tackle the Love Life
  • Price Cap on Egg Donation
  • Padding the Hours on the Paycheck
  • Mo’ Money, All Problems (aka Wanted: Naked Biographer)
  • A Night Out with Naked Girls Reading (aka Hardcore Book Learnin’)
  • “Seriously, Suspend Your Disbelief” (aka Nudity + Literacy = JOY!)
  • Failed “Naked Girl” Franchises
  • Blatantly (Albeit Tastefully) Seduced by Sofi Minx
  • BFN Recommends: F. Gonzalez-Crussi’s Days of the Dead (Preferably Read by a Naked Girl)

Song: The Fags / Here’s Looking At You

  • Naked Audience Singing!
  • High Demand for Literate Prey
  • Crazy Jenna’s Preemptive Attacks (aka Swinger/Player/Shithead)
  • The Loaded Question
  • Burned Up & Walking Wounded
  • The Rejected & Deflected Method (aka “Where’s My Fucking Friend?!”)
  • The Hostile & Derisive Approach (aka His Honesty = Her Ammunition)
  • Bob’s Nightmare Roommate Scenario

Song: Collective Soul / Why Pt. 2

  • Fight Assumption with Prying Personal Questions!
  • Guilty Until Proven Negative
  • Lost in Distraction
  • (Explosively) Cutting Your Losses
    Hints of a Spark:
  • Stupid-Smitten with Silje (aka The Jamie Blythe Effect)
  • Her Perception vs. His Reality
  • Romanian Wildcat Fling
  • Convoluted (& Conflicting) Majority Opinion
  • Explaining vs. Defending (aka “But What Are You?”)
  • “This Relationship Has an Expiration Date.”
  • Outsourcing All Romantic Pursuits (aka Windy City Lover Ghost Town)

Song: Ike Reilly / I Don’t Want What You Got (Goin’ On)

    Malakov Tango:
  • The U-Haul of Baggage
  • Self-Fulfilling Prophecy
  • One More Round
  • A Most Frustrating Disconnect
  • The Essence of Dubilina
  • “You Don’t Belong to Me.”
  • To Fuck Around or Not to Fuck Around (aka Existential Dating)
  • “I Want the Best of You!”
  • Too Late for a Second First Impression (aka Minor League Housesitter)
  • “There Are No Prime Candidates!”

Song: Sense Field / Burn

  • Bob Dubilina, Late Night Taxi Driver
  • Naked Bob Driving!
  • The Final Word
  • Sign-Off: BFN Networks – Clothing Optional!

Song: Soul Asylum / Oxygen

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