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July 26, 2009 (S19) – Rude Awakenings

BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 19
July 26, 2009
Rude Awakenings
“Your balls are a passport!”

Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Special Guests:
Maya Dynamite!
Haley Ukulele


  • Special BFN Opener: DUBILINA|RAMOS 2020! Redux

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

  • 2 Weeks, 15 Minutes Behind Schedule
  • The Right to Remain Inconsistent (aka Nostraramos)
  • AEA Analysis (aka Haikus, After Masturbating & Hanging Myself)
  • Season 19: A Review (aka A Chronicle of Noble Efforts)
  • The Only Solution to All Bob’s Problems
  • Neutral Future (at Burger King)
  • Desperate & Willing to Settle for Anything (Even Bob Dubilina)
  • “Convince Her That She Can’t Do Better!”
  • Kyle’s Favorite Game

Song: Biffy Clyro / Saturday Superhouse

  • Most Compliments Given in a Minute
  • A Season of Epiphanies (aka “Yes, It Really Is That Bad!”)
    The Truly Hopeless Romantic:
  • The Only One of His Kind
  • No Say in the Matter
  • How Honest Is Too Honest?
  • Utterly, Desperately Alone (aka “I Miss You” as a Loaded Gun)
  • A Lack of Genuine Connections
  • Location & Environment
  • Compromises, Excuses & Cop-Outs
  • “Am I Really Making Progress Here?!” (aka The Middle of the Tailspin)
  • Will Passion Always Be a Liability?
  • A Desire to Start at Zero
  • Kyle Touts the Old-Fashioned Approach
  • “Why Must We Assume the Worst About Each Other?”
  • Perception Is Everything (aka The Socially-Acceptable You)
  • “You Create Your Own Perception!” (aka The Consequence of Revealing Too Much) (aka BFN as Bob’s Albatross)
  • “When Is the Right Time to Discuss the Dealbreakers?”
  • A Real Fucking Shame

Song: Josh Joplin Group / Here I Am

  • Fair Warning to the Next Hopeless Romantic
  • Reserving Judgment for Rude, Alcoholic Cunts
  • 7 Drunk Frenchies and Their Hipster-Fuck Host
  • The Vanishing Trio (aka Plan B-Dubilina)
  • The Cockblocking Wingman
  • Girls with Boyfriends
  • “Be the Better Guy!”
  • The “Maybe” Trap
  • The Charitable Make-Out
  • Putting the Fatties Out to Pasture

Song: Rob Thomas / Mockingbird

  • Haley’s God Awful Acquaintance (aka A Taste of Molasses)

Song: Alkaline Trio / In Vein

  • The Worst Thing You Could Say During Sex (aka Post-Vasectomy Power-Through)
  • Worldly Genitalia
  • Internment Camps for Assholes
  • Sign-Off: BFN Networks – You Want Free Fries With That?

Song: Shock Stars / I Got A Feeling

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