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July 1, 2009 (S19) – Swede|Scot|Rock!

BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 19
July 1, 2009
“I should’ve fucked for her honor!”

Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Special Guest:
Maya Dynamite!


  • Special BFN (Sound Check) Opener: Bic That Shit!

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

  • Worldly Introductions
  • Dubilina’s Swede|Scot Invasion (aka Berserker Blitzkrieg?)
  • Sweden as a College Dorm
  • Foreign Candies
  • Cultural Mythbusting (aka Fat Germans & Australian Trolls)
  • A Taste of Djungelvral!
  • Scandanavian Blowjob Fetish: A Theory (aka The Official Swedish Greeting!)

Song: Jenny Owen Youngs / Led To The Sea

  • Driving to Europe (aka Pro-Pangea)
  • Breaking News: Kyle to Swim the Atlantic!
  • Atlantic Vice! (Directed by Michael Mann)
  • Top 3 “Kyle vs. Wild” Scenarios (aka Breaking the Species Barrier)
    The Air India Incident:
  • Delayed Flight Limbo
  • (Purposely) Stranded in Newark
  • No Guarantees for the Next Flight
  • United (Finally!) Steps Up
  • Last Lufthansa of the Evening
  • The Scariest Wake-Up Call
  • Scrambling for a Confirmation
  • FUCK Air India! Let the Boycott Begin!

Song: Rick Springfield / Time Stand Still

  • Back to Prom! (aka 18 Again . . . and Again)
  • The Primary Directive of Threesomes & Foursomes (aka NO ONE GETS LEFT OUT!)
    Frankfurt: Mea Culpa
  • Desperately Seeking Nadja
  • Boring City, Beautiful Girl
  • Her Self-Loathing vs. His High Hopes
  • Unwavering Self-Restraint as the Height of Stupidity
  • Friend or Fuck Buddy – Choose Wisely!
  • “No One to Blame But Myself! (Damnit!)”

Song: Against Me! / Thrash Unreal

    Sweden: Rainy Day Riots
  • Niki & Fernanda – Ground Zero for Good Times!
  • Trafficking Your Girl Friends (aka Appraising Lisa & Maya)
  • Courting the Swedes
  • Kyle’s Pride Parade Proposition (aka Spitroasting Ramos)
  • Spontaneous, Drunken Party Purchases
  • Seducing the Back-Up Host at the Birthday Bash
  • The Perfect Black-Out
  • Slim Pickings at Rockkaraoke
  • It’s True! Sweden Is a Dorm!
  • Creepy Guys Have the Best Stories
  • “It’s in the Name!”

Song: Porcupine Tree / Halo

    Scotland: Daniel and the Damaged Goods
  • Long-Awaited Reunion with the HSB!
  • Debz’ Riotous Dinner Party
  • Cockblocked by Scottish Hairy Manback
  • Just Say NO to Chicago Nerd School Parties!
  • “Seriously, You Could Do Better.”
  • Different Country, Same Ol’ Bullshit
  • No Clue How to Seize the Moment (aka NOW OR NEVER! GET IT?!)
  • Thankful for Good Hosts & Fellow Surfers

Song: Biffy Clyro / Who’s Got A Match?

    The Air India Incident, Pt. II:
  • Longer Delays with New Passenger Check-In Program
  • White Trash Mother & Her Screaming Infant
  • Worst. Customer Service. Ever.
  • One Incredible “Welcome Back!” (aka Bob’s First Foursome!) (aka “Take That, Whitman!”)
  • Sign-Off: Take the Goddamn Boat, It’s BFN Networks

Song: The Gaslight Anthem / Meet Me By The River’s Edge

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