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February 5, 2009 (S19) – Drama By Proxy

BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 19
February 5, 2009
Drama By Proxy
“Oh my God! Marty Scorsese raped you!”

Bob Dubilina
Kyle “Javier” Ramos

Special Guest:
Maya Dynamite!


  • Special BFN Opener: The 70/30 Employment Program

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

  • Dropping Anchor Introductions (aka “What Do Your Words Do?”)
  • Who Is Javier Ramos?
  • Happy Birthday, Jamie Vulva!
  • Epic Hosting Marathon 2009
  • Getting Punchy with the Guests (aka Jamelle the Camel aka Burger Face!)
  • No More Visitors!

Song: The Gaslight Anthem / ’59 Sound

  • Rockstar Personas Inspired by Ronald Reagan
  • Jamie Vulva: A Life
  • Big D’s Big Announcement (aka Bait-and-Switch Dinner Date)

Song: [wpaudio url=”/music/Eric_StCyr_Band-You_Were_My_Favourite.mp3″ text=” The Eric St-Cyr Band / You Were My Favourite “]

  • Unleashing Lisa’s Inner Freak (aka Sex Fiend Sugar High)
  • Tamale Cock (aka “Dad Would Never Approve!”)
  • No Photo ID Necessary for a Burger Face
    Julie’s Unrequited Summer Lovin’:
  • Holding Out for a Born-Again Boyfriend
  • The Weeklong Courtship
  • Last Chance for Romance (aka “You’re A Sucker – Just Like Me!”)
  • Drifting Apart Before We Depart (aka The One Mistake Everyone Makes)
  • Romantic Farewell Back-Up
  • Sbarro’s vs. Sex with Bob

Song: My Morning Jacket / Thank You Too!

  • Co-Opted Islamic Hipster Fashions
    Julie’s Woeful Winter Vacation:
  • “Before There’s A Story . . .”
  • Forgoing the Tropics (aka Mr. Cold Case)
  • Debatable Road Trip Destinations
  • Kyle Got Ruffied (aka The Twizzler Chastity Belt)
  • A Lousy Time to Address Old Baggage
  • Bitching & Moaning Over Trivial Bullshit (aka Mental Nose-Picking)
  • A Tempting Offer to Return the Favor

Song: The Kooks / Love It All

  • The Ever-Observant Burger Face (aka Hallucinogens & Oates)
  • Kyle’s First Divorce (aka Broken Home Gentrification)
  • Maya Dynamite’s Cabinet Position
  • When Your Reputation Precedes You (aka Fair Warning on the First Date)
  • A Loaded Favor (aka “You Owe Me a Broad!”)

Song: Joseph Arthur & The Lonely Astronauts / Heart’s A Soldier

  • Julia’s Other Man (aka Ignorant Cuckolding)
  • Annoyed by Forced Awkwardness
  • A Damn Good Reason to Stay Together
  • No Love for Mr. Dubilina

Song: Todd Martin / Love Scene

  • Me, You and Everyone You Know
  • A Direct Attack (aka Sour Grapes for Mr. Ramos)
  • Sign-Off: Say It To My Face, It’s BFN Networks!

Song: Weezer / King

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