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January 28, 2009 (S19) – The Comeback Kids

BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 19
January 28, 2009
The Comeback Kids

“You’re wearing cookie perfume! What did you fuckin’ expect?!”

Robert Dubilina, 45th President of the United States of America
Kyle Ramos, 50th Vice President of the United States of America


  • Special BFN Opener: DUBILINA|RAMOS 2020!

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

    The Campaign Begins!
  • Leaders of the Free World Introductions
  • Presidential Back-Up
  • The Real Israeli/Palestinian Conflict (aka The Eight Ball Armistice)
  • Official Vice Presidential Duties
  • Ambiguous Slogans for the Next Dozen Years
  • Photo Ops (aka “Politics Is Easy!”)

Song: The Hours / Ali In The Jungle

  • Ali vs. Lion
  • Tough Love for the Prodigal Son (aka The Jeff Buckley Effect)
  • Dave Matthews Conspiracy
  • New Policy: No Salad Kids!
  • Exploiting Your Dead Child for Political Gains (aka The John Edwards Effect)
  • Springsteen Songs = Campaign Slogans
  • The Need for an Imaginary Creative Scapegoat (aka Bill Dobalyno)
  • Impending Domestic Troubles as Future PR Goldmine
  • Kyle Mencia’s Race-y Political Stand-Up
  • President Ramos 2028

Song: The Raconteurs / Old Enough

    Mile High Miracle Weekend:
  • Holiday Pilgrimage for William Topley
  • Laying the Groundwork for a Perfect Stopover
  • Alyssa’s Proposal (aka “Don’t. Trust. Townshend!”)
  • Meet Kit! (aka Knight Rider Rendezvous)
  • Escaping the Hard Luck Windy City
  • Kyle’s Ulcer: A Disturbing Love Story
  • The Ultimate Threesome (on Acid!)
  • The Pragmatic Lover
  • Auspicious Beginnings of an Unlikely Romance

Song: William Topley & The Sea Gypsies / Wide Sargasso Sea (TSYM Live)

    Spectacular New Year’s Celebrations!
  • Rockin’ with the Ramoses
  • Bob Finds a Party to Host (Couchsurfers Welcome!)
  • Chaotic Party Prep (aka Pack, Move, THEN Clean)
  • An Ideal Opportunity to Make New Friends
  • So Thankful for 2009

Song: The Coup (feat. Black Thought & Talib Kweli) / My Favorite Mutiny

  • The Accidental Matchmaker
  • The Hot Guy/Hot Girl Hook-Up (aka Give the Ham ‘n’ Eggers a Chance to Score!)
  • The P.F. Chang’s Chopsticks Killer (aka More Reasons Why We Need a Publicist. And a Lawyer.)
  • Walter’s Transparent Quest (for Whatever He Can Get)
  • Rumble at the Tweetup (aka Trust Me, There Is Such a Thing as Bad Publicity)

Song: People In Planes / Last Man Standing

  • Anticipating the Next Big Social Network (aka The Power of the Twitter)
  • Sign-Off: We’re In It To Win It, It’s BFN Networks!

Song: Red Wanting Blue / U.S. Bumper Sticker

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Chronicles and confessions of life on the fringe.


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