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December 3, 2008 (S18) – The Long Con

BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 18
December 3, 2008
The Long Con

“Put a muzzle on it!”

Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos


  • Special BFN Opener: Location, Location, Location

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

  • “How Do You Steal Away an American Girl from a Handsome Aussie?”
  • Lisa’s Allergic to All Things Cute (aka High Demand for Inbred Hypoallergenic Kittens)
  • Cat Batter on a Hot Tin Roof: A Play
  • Tony-Sweeping Introductions
  • Be Wary of that Convict Smile (aka “The Aussie Paint Job” Con)
  • Rosie & The Smooth Australian Triple Hustle
  • The Legend of “Long Con” Dubilina
  • Blackballed from All Things Australian

Song: Tina Turner / Another Hero

  • Big Investments on Love
  • A Man of Token Friends
  • The Master Takes an Apprentice (aka St. Elmo’s Gunfire)
  • Bob’s “Not Gay Enough!” Aussie Couple (aka A History of Uptight Homosexual Roommates)
  • The Greatest Singer-Swindlers of All Time
  • The Anti-Platonic Cuddle Buddy (aka No Rest Next to a Cute Girl)
  • The Penis Has a Mind of Its Own
  • Wanna Cuddle? Get A Gay Boyfriend!
  • More Problems with Kyle’s Penis

Song: [wpaudio url=”music/BirdSek-OmPraMahPood.mp3″ text=”Bird-Sek / Om Pra Ma Pood“]

  • The Greatest Con of All (aka The “Highest Moral Standard” Scheme)
  • The Trouble with Immortality (aka Vampires’ Lament)

Song: The Flaming Lips / Fight Test

    Turkey Day Tomfoolery:
  • Cramped Space Sex Funk
  • Moving on the Hot Couple
  • How to Keep Your Girl in Check (aka “Tell Him You Were Putting Up Shelves!”)
  • Preemptive Make-Out Session with Dr. Jess (aka A Wariness of Virgins)
  • Lazy Day Conquests (aka “Just Be A Person!”)
  • Eagle vs. Mallard

Song: Ben Weaver / Pretty Girl

    The Faulty Wingman:
  • Sweet Caroline & Buffalo Bob
  • The Jim Jones of Logan Square
  • “Hey, Who Is This Fuck?!” – The Official Podcast of Kyle Ramos
  • Pearls of Wisdom for Future Travels (aka Rogue French Girls)
  • Lisa Botches the Alibi (aka Lying Skeeze vs. Desperate Rebound Guy)
  • The First Rule for Coveting Another Man’s Woman
  • Mad Props for Wingman Ramos
  • The “New Truth” Hand Signal
  • The Perfect Defense for an Unforeseen Hitch

Song: Harold Crisman / Give It Everything

  • Bob Dubilina, Karaoke Superstar
  • Kyle Ramos, Self-Loathing Top Shit
  • The Five Steps of Addiction
  • Blame the Thais for the Tsunami!
  • The Chinese Girl & Her All-American Boyfriend (aka The Farmhand Philosopher)
  • A Torrent of Charm Fully Unleashed
  • Sign-Off: Going for the Long Con, It’s BFN Networks!

Song: Sense Field / What Never Dies

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