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October 23, 2008 (S18) – Filthy Creatures

BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 18
October 23, 2008
Filthy Creatures
“There ain’t no rearview mirror with STDs!”

Bob Dubilina
Kyle Ramos

Special Guest:
Maya Dynamite!


  • Special BFN Opener: The Poppycock Diet

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor (TSYM Live)

  • Bossy Introductions
  • Maya’s New Surname
  • Our Special In-Studio Audience (aka Hold On Tightly for a Longer Experience)
  • Pandering for a Positive Reference

Song: Guster / Careful

    The Big Scare:
  • No Need to Tell You Everything (aka BitchFest N________ Networks)
  • A Girl Named Rafaela (aka Kyle’s Vague Tranny Experience)
  • The Ominous Phone Call (aka Bad News Multiple Choice)
  • The Appropriate First Reaction
  • How to Keep a Girl Forever (aka “You’ll Never Leave Me!”)
  • High Risk Sexual Partner (aka Meeting the Quota)
  • The Broken Condom Rule (aka HORRIBLE Advice from Kyle Ramous)

Song: EELS / Rock Hard Times

    The Big Scare (cont.):
  • The Realities of STDs (aka Avoid the Mucous Membranes!)
  • Learning All the Symptoms (aka “What Do I Have?”)
  • Fast-Track Testing
  • Negative and Borderline Vindictive
  • Keep Your Eyes Forward! (aka “Got No Time for STDs!”)
  • The Darkest Irony
  • The Only Way to Have Safe Sex
  • “You Are All Filthy Vessels!”
  • The Berkley Manor Sex Colony (No Hippies Allowed!)

Song: Pete Yorn / Long Way Down

  • Positive-Negative?!
  • BFN Tip #67: Get Tested Every Week!
    Kyle’s Stressful Summer:
  • SIF Sarah (aka The Mistake Mark)
  • Subtle Pressure from Kyle’s Grandfather (aka The Sinatra/Martin/Ramos Effect)
  • Matched with the Ex on OKCupid
  • Bucktown Apartment Fire (aka Questionable Insulation with Unsettling Headlines)
  • Act 2 Goes Missing
  • The New Car Gets Towed

Song: The Damnwells / What You Get

  • Meeting The Damnwells
  • Bob’s Ideal Woman (aka Starting with a Blank Slate)
  • Kyle’s Crazy New Conquest (aka First Kiss with a Firm Grip)
  • The Most Dangerous Tease
  • “Step It Up!”

Song: People In Planes / Mayday (M’aidez)

  • The Girl with Magic Pants
  • Parker Gets It On in the St. Louis Arch (aka National Monument Bump ‘n Grind)
  • Our Next Locations on the List
  • Super Maya Dynamite! Break-Up – Level 2 (No Cheat Codes!)
  • Tell It to Facebook!
  • Rejecting All New Suitors
  • Kyle & Maya Schedule a Platonic Date
  • Him Or Me?: A No-Win Situation
  • Sign-Off: Keep It Clean, It’s BFN Networks!

Song: Porcupine Tree / Shesmovedon

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