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November 7, 2007 (S16) – Emilosh In Wonderland

BFN Networks presents
Noble Efforts
Season 16
November 7, 2007
Emilosh In Wonderland

“Ohhhhhhhhh, Borg!”

Uncle Bob Dubilina
Uncle Mike on the Mike

Special Guests:
Auntie Megan Buchwildere
Auntie Maya on the Mike


  • Special BFN Opener: The Birth of Emilosh

Song: Jimmie’s Chicken Shack / Dropping Anchor

  • Familial Introductions (aka Buchwildere Wines)
  • The Perfect Name
  • Home Delivery in the Tub (Just Add Water!)
  • “Now Why Do I Need to Be in the Room?”
  • Childbirth: The Ultimate Terror
  • Like Magic, Another Male Appears!

Song: Catsplash / What You Ask For

  • Where Do Babies Come From?
  • Avoiding Pregnancy at All Costs (aka Prophylactics and Paranoia)
  • Unknown Dangers with Hospital Births
  • The Baby Lottery (aka Nature vs. Nurture)
  • Accidentally Romancing Your Unknown Relatives (aka The Grand Self-Seduction)
  • Standard Squatting Procedure
  • A Fulbright Scholar Study on Sensitivity
  • Dogs On Alert
  • The Best Way to Induce Labor (and Make Some Money!)

Song: Astronaut Pushers / Cut Me Off

  • All Hail Borg Tiberius Q. Hephaestus Picard! (aka Chad’s Nephew)

Song: The Damnwells / What You Get

  • Birthex BFN Promo
    Halloween 2007:
  • Mike Completes His Lifelong Dream in Amsterdam
  • Megan Leaves and Returns to Chicago
  • Bob Becomes the Cheshire Cat (aka Alice In Wonderland Gangbang)
  • Slutty Costumes & Sexy Cartoon Characters
  • How Not to Make Your Halloween Costume (aka Keeping It Smooth)

Song: Ben Lee (feat. Mandy Moore) / Birds & Bees

  • Trading Fairies for Fishnets (aka Night of the Slutty Tweens)

Song: Jeremy Enigk / Dear John

  • Woman Charged with Aggravated Butchery (aka “Felch, Not Fletch!”)
  • Assaulted with a Kiss (aka Accidental Cat Snacks)
  • Sign-Off: BFN Networks – It’s A Boy!

Song: The Tea Party / Fire In The Head

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